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Cartchy tuns, exarserdray lollipops, a pasadise of sweet teats.* And tickets were on sale for a mere £35 per child!Īnyway, it hit the news (and not in a good way) and the event was terminated on day one after the police were called.The event was advertised with amazing, almost hallucinogenic, graphics that were clearly AI generated, and equally clearly not proofread because Stable Diffusion utterly sucks at writing English captions, as opposed to word salad offering enticements such as Catgacating Tickets to Willys Chocolate Experience™ are on sale now!

INDULGE IN A CHOCOLATE FANTASY LIKE NEVER BEFORE - CAPTURE THE ENCHANTMENT ™! (Because sooner or later the folks behind 'House of Illuminati Ltd' will wise up and delete the website, here's a handy link to how it looked on February 24th via .) Although I gather a prequel movie (called, predictably, Wonka), came out in 2023. Which is currently most prominently associated in the zeitgeist with a 2004 movie directed by Tim Burton, who probably needs no introduction, even to a cinematic illiterate like me. Last weekend saw insane news-generating scenes in Glasgow around a public event aimed at children: Willy's Chocolate Experience, a blatant attempt to cash in on Roald Dahl's cautionary children's tale, 'Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory'. This is no longer in the current news cycle, but definitely needs to be filed under 'stuff too insane for Charlie to make up', or maybe 'promising screwball comedy plot line to explore', or even 'perils of outsourcing creative media work to generative AI'.

Instal the new South Park™: The Fractured But Whole™ Standard Edition